I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Enjoy the penises
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Randomize
