Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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