did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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