Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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