Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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