You really coming over, don't trick.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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