Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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