it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
