well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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