He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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