I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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