she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
i now understand why vodka
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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