I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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