I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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