then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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