Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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