it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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