He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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