What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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