I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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