Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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