Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Do vagina's smell?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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