What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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