my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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