It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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