Small penises have feelings too.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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