Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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