Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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