ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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