Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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