i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
tell me about the fingering
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