so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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