Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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