So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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