I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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