I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You are a genius and a whore.
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