did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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