im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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