everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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