Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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