she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
We have so much sex to catch up on
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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