i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Just pee around me
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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