I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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