found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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