"it" just moved
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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