New invention idea: vibrating tampons
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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