the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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