she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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