Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Can I color on your dick again?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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