are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
